

I used to be Irish Catholic Now I'm an American.Remember when "being up for the game" was kind of a spiritual thing? Now, man."You up for the game?" "(pop, pop) Been up all week, man!" The right wing's last line of defense on campus. And athletes, athletes got into uppers, college athletes.I wouldn't be surprised if they came up with a birth control pill that doesn't work all the time they'd call it "Baby Maybe"! Some day birth control will come off prescription, and they'll need those cute little catchy names like the patent medicines have.some day birth control pills will have names like, "Preg-Not"! Doctors prefer "Embry-No"! Here's one for the ladies, "Nary-A-Carry"! Something lofty and poetic: "Nay Family Way" something earthhy and crude: "Mom Bomb" something for the youngsters, "Junior Miss" here's a real man's product, "Inconceivable"! "Mommy-Not", "Fetus Fail", "Kiddie Kill", "Papa Stopper", "Womb Broom", "Humpty Dumpty".Birth control pills are still on prescription.And they're walking around, nobody worrying about it. The low end of the speed spectrum, I grant you, but there are coffee freaks.


it's the biggest thing on their sign: "Cosmetics – Sundries – DRUGS". That's why we have a drug problem, I feel it's because everyone has access to 's all those DRUG stores, right? Every three or four blocks, there's a big sign: "DRUGS", "Open All Night – DRUGS", "We Deliver – DRUGS", "Cut-rate DRUGS". I was on a talk show recently, and the host asked me, "What do you think about the dope problem?" I said, "Definitely, I feel we have too many dopes." No question about it.2.3 When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004).1.9 Doin' It Again / Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics (1990).1.8 What Am I Doing in New Jersey? (1988).
